First
up on our list is a little game called Despicable Me: Minion Rush. If
there was one thing everyone liked about the movie, it was the minion.
And now you can put yourself in their world, as they now have their own
game! A huge plus to this particular game is that it’s a lot of fun,
unlike a lot of poor movie adaptions out there.
Upon first glace,
one would say this is just another rendition of Temple Run. They’d be
right, too, however, Gameloft added a lot of additional content. So much
so that it really sets itself apart from all of those other Temple Run
rip offs.
Furthermore, the graphics look really nice, and
the cutscenes are a welcome and fun addition. Overall, the game was a
lot of fun to play, and really, our only complain is the overused game
mechanics. If you’re a fan of Despicable Me and the little minions,
though, that’s easy to look past.
Ditalix Live Wallpaper
Next
up is a live wallpaper called Ditalix. This unique and fun wallpaper
has literally thousands of permutations — it’s one of the most
customizable live wallpapers that we’ve ever seen. Not only that, but
the settings are a lot of fun, too.
There are a lot of options
available. You can use squares, hearts, owls, and they even pay an ode
to XDA Developers. Unfortunately, there is simply way too many settings
for us to cover them all. So if you’re into live wallpapers and like a
lot of customization, Ditalix might just be up your alley!
Duolingo
Our
regular viewers should recognize Duolingo, as we included it in our
Best apps for Kids list. This is because it is a great learning tool for
kids, as it assists them in learning a second language. It won’t teach
your kid a second language on its own, though. It’s just a helpful tool
to use on the side.
It also supports a lot different languages. So
if your kid is learning a certain second language, chances are that
that same language is available on Duolingo. All in all, it’s a very
easy app to use. Each lessons is set up in a way that allows people to
quickly complete it so you don’t have to sit around tethered to a
computer for hours trying to finish an entire section. It gives it to
you in bite-sized pieces, which is great.
Floating Notifications
Next
up on our list is Floating Notifications, a unique, yet helpful little
app. For those who have used Facebook Messenger’s chat heads, imagine
that the chat head functionality was available for any app that sends
notifications. That’s basically what Floating Notifications does.
Any
app that is able to send a notification can be come a chat head, for
lack of a better term. What’s really nice is that instead of dealing
with notifications in your notification bar, you can take care of them
directly from your desktop. This can be great if you’re in a hurry or if
you’re just a fan of these kind of notification systems.
Either
way, Floating Notifications is a great app, although it’s very niche.
The important part is that it works well and is pretty much bug-free.
Google Keyboard
Not
a fan of popular keyboard’s like SwiftKey and Swype? Are you into the
vanilla Android look? Well, we’ve got some good news for you. Google
launched the stock Google Keyboard from Jelly Bean 4.2.2 and put it on
the Play Store!
As you might expect, it’s a very solid keyboard,
and it has all of the features that you would normally get on a device
running vanilla Jelly Bean 4.2.2. It has trace typing, auto correction,
and it’s stylish. The voice dictation was also very accurate, and
overall, everything seemed to work great.
It’s hard to not recommend the stock Google Keyboard, and since it’s launch, it’s easily one of the best out there.
Quick Social
Next
up is Quick Social, a must-have for social network aficionados. If
you’re on social networks like Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ all day,
Quick Social can make things vastly easier to manage. It does this by
allowing users to post updates to all three social networks, or any
number of them, at once.
While it’s a very simile app, it’s
definitely one of the most handy out there. All you really need to do is
sign into your various social networks. After that, simply go to your
notification bar where you can post to any social network at any time.
If you really want to update all three networks at once, you can use the
quick social feature to do that.
There isn’t much to Quick Social
besides that, but it’s still a very powerful tool that will no doubt
come in handy for heavy social media users.
SourcesPro
SourcesPro
is a very unique app, which means it’s pretty niche, too. This graphics
app is a lot of fun if you’re into fractals and things like that. You
can create custom images using a number of tool that can be tweaked over
and over again until you get them the way you want.
There is
quite a learning curve with this particular. We had to test them one out
for quite some time before we were able to get the hang of it. Once you
do, though, it’s quite fine to use, especially if you’re someone who
likes to create art. SourcesPro can also be a lot of fun for creating
quick animations or background images.
SuperN64
There’s
a lot of good emulators out there — PlayStation, Super Nintendo, Game
boy Advance, you name it. However, Nintendo 64 emulators seem to be
strangely absent. There are a few out there, but most of them are just
too broken to work. SuperN64 looks to change that, and so far, it’s done
a pretty good job.
This is, far and wide, the most stable
Nintendo 64 emulator to date. It still has a few bugs — if you try hard
and play a lot of games, you can still find issues with it, but it’s
nowhere near as bad as other Nintendo 64 emulators. Overall, it’s a
really good Nintendo 64 emulator.
Vine
For
those of you who somehow don’t know, Vine is a social network that
features six second videos instead of your regular status updates. It’s
not really unique, though, as other places have done something similar.
However, in this scenario, it’s an app, and a lot of people seem to like
it.
Being owned by Twitter, you’ll notice that Vine has a lot of
similar functionality to Twitter. You can check out what’s trending,
individual posts, your own activity, and pretty much everything else.
The iOS version has been out for awhile, but the Android version just
released this month. It’s also received a steady number of updates,
adding new functionality and better performance. All in all, it’s a
pretty solid app.
If
you take a look at our leaderboard (image above), you can see how these
apps stack up against each other. Keep in mind that these are not how
we rated them — they are based off of Google Play Store ratings. So
there’s no bias on our part whatsoever.
Where’s my Mickey?
Disney
has a number of games based on their hit title Where’s My Water?. This
new iteration is called Where’s My Mickey?, and as you might expect,
it’s pretty much the same as Where’s My Water?. Only this time, you’re
trying to get Mickey some water so he can successfully run a lemonade
stand.
For those who aren’t familiar with the game, each level has
a finite amount of water. A certain amount of that water has to get to
Mickey, and to do that, you dig paths to him. It can be a little tricky,
but nothing too difficult, and it’s a lot of fun!
Welcome back to Android Gaming Weekly,
our weekly recap on new game releases. We still plan to cover upcoming
releases and games we’re playing, but this column is dedicated to new
games you can install and start playing right now. Check out our top
picks and let us know if you have any suggestions for next week in the
comments below.
Gangstar Vegas
Description: Roll up on a dangerous new trip through
the City of Sin in the latest episode of the acclaimed open-world
action game! Get ready for fun, immersive and wild gun wars! Because of
the high-quality graphics used in this game, this title will use 2.5 GB
of space.
Description: The machines have invaded the beautiful
planet of Eden! Alien machines have come to steal the natural resources
of Eden. They’ve all but completely destroyed Eden and there are only a
small handful of plants and trees left alive. Euphoria, the natural
energy of Eden needed for life to survive, is dwindling fast.
Description: Take control of a giant,
augmented-reality warrior and defend your Turf against all
challengers! Challenge friends to thrilling, fast-paced battles. Swipe
with your finger to launch guided missiles at your opponent. Tap
incoming missiles to shoot them down with your lasers.
Description: Join Mickey on a brand new adventure in
Disney’s most popular mobile game franchise! Where’s My Mickey?
introduces a whole new world of life-like physics-based gameplay with
stimulating weather mechanics and humorous animations. Immerse yourself
in the ultimate mobile gaming experience as you watch funny episodes
while solving challenging puzzles! Tap, swipe and swirl to help Mickey
collect water and complete each story. Every drop counts!
Description: WELCOME TO MONSTERS UNIVERSITY! SCHOOL
IS NOW IN SESSION WITH THIS OFFICIAL MONSTERS UNIVERSITY MOBILE
GAME! Let the scary out in two exciting games based on the Disney-Pixar
film “Monsters University,” and prove you’re the ultimate scarer! Prep
for more Scare Games to come in future updates!
Description: Arabella Steem’s inventor father has
gone missing, and it’s up to her to fix his device. Travel the world’s
80 levels and hunt down his device’s missing crystals in this wonderful
and relaxing match-3 puzzle masterpiece. There’s just one problem; the
crystals are only found inside rare seashells near geomagnetic anomalies
on the ocean’s bottom. Players must solve the match-3 puzzles to unlock
the crystals and help Arabella move on.
Description: THE OFFICIAL TOUR DE FRANCE 2013 MOBILE
GAME ! Enjoy the thrill of the world’s most popular cycling race and
face the stars of the peloton! Including all official stages and teams
of the Tour! Your mission: leading your team to Victory and winning the
YELLOW JERSEY at the end of the Tour on the mythic stage of the
Champs-Elysées in Paris!
Description: Jump into a super sports car and test
your driving skills in this high speed driving game where you have to
weave through traffic to escape the police. Avoid crashes, take down
traffic cars, pick up power-ups and walk to the top of the leaderboard!
This game will challenge even the most skilled arcade racing fans.
Description: The award-winning Puzzle-RPG is now
remastered and optimized for Android devices! Live the epic adventure of
five young Heroes leading their armies to save the world of Might &
Magic.
Description: Friends become rivals in ESPN Going
Going Gone: Homerun Classic! Featuring an explosive homerun derby
experience in which you compete to crush your rivals and top the
rankings. Customize your batter with hundreds of options, unlock dozens
of bat types and power-ups to out hit your friends and earn an
unbeatable high score. Sporting four different ways to play: Classic
Arcade, Facebook Rivals, Unique Events and Versus mode.
There's
a spelling bee joke in here somewhere, but I just can't find it.
Mega-publisher 2K Games is stepping down a bit for a Boggle-type word
game, where the object is to create words from jumbled up letters in a
honeycomb. Different characters (mostly just bees in stereotypical
costumes) can grant bonuses that are sort of like Scrabble squares, but
more specific. Check the video for some so-bad-it's-good entertainment.
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Bee fast, Bee accurate and Bee ready to swiftly construct words when
the clock starts. Word enthusiasts will buzz about this fast-paced word
jumble where the challenge is to score big by creating words, words, and
more words. Get Slick and earn an extra 50 points for playing words
with “ick” in them and don’t get stung by the competition when your
opponent unlocks Tiki bee-cause the letter “K” is worth double points.
Beejumbled
Shelter
I've made my feelings on zombie games well-known in the past, but
novelty and innovation will get you a spot on this list, even if you
insist on throwing in the undead. Part panel-flipping comic book, part
tower defense, part card battle game, Shelter follows the story of a
group of zombie apocalypse survivors as they try to make it to safety.
The hand-drawn visuals are particularly appealing.
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Shelter is an exciting new zombie card-dueling game. Playing like a
hybrid of a collectible card game and the castle defense genre, Shelter
will provide you with hours of challenging play. Defend yourself from
the zombie onslaught as you fight to be reunited with the woman you
love. You define your strategy, but be warned... You'll need to adapt to
survive.
Shelter
Roundhouse
Inspired by over-the-top 2D brawlers from the 90s (which were
themselves inspired by over-the-top action movies from the 80s),
Roundhouse is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And they didn't have
its favorite kind of bubblegum at 7-11, and no one in the restaurant
would share, and it's just had a bad day, alright? The game's
unapologetic devotion to old-school style extends to the on-screen
controls, which faithfully mimic the dingy arcade cabinets of your
childhood. The full game is a buck, with a free version available as well.
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Roundhouse is a 2D-Physics action game that takes you, the world's
toughest rock star, to Hell and back. Inspired by old school arcade
brawlers, Roundhouse is easy to learn and difficult to master. Perform
furious feet-flyin' combos as you fight your way through many unique
stages, each with challenging bosses that will put your thumbs to the
test. Develop the foot fetish you never knew you had; no shame required.
Roundhouse
Gear Jack
Someone made an endless runner starring Marvin the Paranoid Android from the Hitchhiker's movie? Take my money.
Gear Jack is a pretty basic runner/platformer, but at least it tries
for some unique twists with the 2D visuals, and your robotic runner can
perform parkour tricks as he jogs along. Jack is upgradeable, and after
you beat the initial 30 levels, there is an auto-generated mode for more
replay.
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Help Jack escaping from the W.Hale, the first fully automated
starship created by the humans, that was hit by a huge electromagnetic
shockwave and that is now slowly floating toward a black hole! The
entire robotic crew has gone crazy, and Jack is the only one that can
save the ship from being destroyed! But it will not be easy!
Gear Jack
Dark Nebula HD
Dark Nebula is, at its core, a marble game - you know, like the ones
you used to play in the backseat on car trips, and lost every time your
parent hit a pothole. In the digital age things get a little more
complicated, with a wide selection of levels filled with levers, traps,
spikes, spikey levers, and all sorts of other rolling accoutrements. The
game is compatible with the Sphero toy/controller, if you happen to
have one rolling around.
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For the first time in stunning HD graphics! Revisit the original 11
levels in super crisp quality AND enjoy 12 new extra levels, never
released before! Dark Nebula is a labyrinth game on steroids. Just tilt
the device to move your character through the levels while avoiding
traps, opening doors, bouncing and sliding all the way to the finish
line.
11 original levels + 12 brand new extra levels!
Highly challenging Expert mode!
Stunning HD Graphics!
Cinematic musical score!
Dark Nebula HD
BitBattle
Normally we'd overlook a game that panders pretty hard to the bits
and chips crowd, but this free strategy game has no ads or IAP, so it
gets a pass. BitBattle has cops versus rebels, among other urban warfare
factions, in a tiered defense game that plays a lot like Plants vs.
Zombies. The art is cute, if that's your thing, but the relatively huge
install size is a bit off-putting.
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BitBattle is a simple retro-styled, multi-themed, fast-paced arcade
game. Pick among the 2 + 6 unlockable armies composed each one of 5
unique units and conquer the battlefield to defeat your enemy.100% free,
guaranteed: no ads, no trick, a full game for you. Featuring 12
wonderful chiptune songs made by collaborators. Oh! and 2 players mode
in the same device!
BitBattle
Bam fu
Bam fu is sort of a digital version of the old Hungry Hungry Hippos
board game. Two, three, or four local players try to rapidly tap on a
field of circles, switching them to their personal color. The person
with the most circles when the time is up wins. The game's intention is
to foster an atmosphere where the players are almost fighting in the
real world - like Twister, with less groping and more punching. The 2D
graphics are pretty good, and the design of the playing field itself is
surprisingly functional.
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HANDS CLASH IN CHAOS in Bam fu, a game for two-, three- or four
people on one device. Everyone is fighting over the same pebbles.
Physical contact is totally part of this game. Each player fights for
her own color. Pebbles loop through the colors of the players when you
tap them. Make the majority of the pebbles your color and win the round.
Win five rounds and you’ve secured your victory. Be super quick. Block
arms, push hands and squeeze fingers. Act like a kung-fu master. Protect
your pebbles from being snatched. Play against slow people. (Works
every time!)
Bam fu
Fireball SE
Fireball SE is sort of like a dual-stick shooter... without the
shooting. And just one joystick. The object is to guide your ball of
light across the playing field and avoid the amorphous blobs chasing it,
Asteroids-style. At the right moment, you can activate bombs to clear
them away, racking up combos and giving yourself a bit of non-breathing
room. The standard countdown and survival modes are present, and
graphics look pretty smooth, albeit on the simple side.
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Smooth Controls, Explosive Action, and Thrilling Escapes. Fireball:
Special Edition is an addictive and challenging, arcade survival game.
Dodge swarms of enemies and lead them to their destruction across 3
modes and 2 difficulty levels. Use Meltdown mode to slow down the action
and escape from certain death. In Waves mode, play through 8
consecutive waves of increasing size and speed. In Countdown mode, play 5
unique stages of 3 minutes each and try to score as high as you can
with massive combos. In Survival mode, play 5 more stages where the goal
is to stay alive as long as possible.
Fireball SE
Asteroid Impacts
Not to be confused with the classic Asteroids, this game lets you
guide heavenly bodies across a 2D Tron-style sky. The object is to smash
apart small planetoids with mathematical precision, using gravitational
forces and vectors to guide your asteroids' path. The Tron inspiration
doesn't stop at the visuals; the music is decidedly electronic and
low-key, placing this simple game loosely in the "zen" genre.
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Use your dexterity and wits to guide various types of asteroids on
their journey through outer space. Become the center of gravity and lead
them to their ultimate goal – a planet’s core. Stand up to the film and
game industry that tells you to fight alien invaders and help them
instead. Find out what happens if some asteroids actually reach their
targets. One outcome that is to be expected: a good time for you.
Asteroid Impacts
Emancy: Borderline War
Mix Risk with a top-down shooter or action dungeon crawler, and you'd
get something like Emancy. While the story and visuals behind this
strategy game aren't anything to write home about, the action is fluid,
and the ability to control your assigned soldiers directly in battle is
interesting. This game drives the free-to-play angle pretty hard, so be
ready for some significant in-app purchases.
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Emancy: Borderline War combines massive battle action and strategy in
an unprecedented way. You are controlling the best soldier of your army
in battles. But you have no superpowers - your soldier may get killed
like any other. This is a game of skill and tactics. Win the battle by
defeating enemy army in action and win the war by commanding your armies
with a strong strategy. Game is easy to play and you'll learn how to
control your player in a few minutes using swipe gestures to move and
tap to shoot. Dual stick controls also supported.
Emancy: Borderline War
Pipe Trouble
Snake and oil land controversy: two great tastes that taste great
together. I'll give the developer of Pipe Trouble points for originality
and style, if not tact - both the file name and the screenshots for
Pipe Trouble come from the iPad version of the game. The goal is to
build an oil pipeline that mixes efficiency with safety. Build too close
to fields or forests, and leaks or protestors could sink your entire
project. But build around them, and your investors will get angry at the
increased cost. Pixel art fans should get a kick out of the visuals.
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PIPE TROUBLE takes a clever new spin on an old arcade classic and
puts players in the middle of Big Oil & Gas. In this over-the-top
satire you're tasked with building your own pipeline, and trying to
balance the financial demands of using the least pipe to make the most
money against the impact on the local environment and neighboring farms.
Flying foxes have a rich tradition in gaming history - just ask Miles
"Tails" Prower. This one's invention is mothered by necessity: he's
created a crude flying machine for the purpose of stealing some Kentucky
Not-So Fried Chicken. Guide the fox through 2D stages in a combination
of platform games and physics puzzles, using various environmental
quirks to get to your fowl quarry. Here's the international version.
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Play as the inventive—and very hungry—black fox as you attempt to
plunder the farm of all it's chicken-y goodness. Fly around each stage
and pluck the chickens up by swooping down from above. Use your head to
get to those hard to reach hens and beat the timer.
Unique gameplay, swoop down from above and steal the chickens away.
Puzzling levels with a ton of variety.
Use objects like bowling balls to smash barriers and get those chickens.
Beat the time limit and show off your score online.
Flying Fox
Kyubo
Imagine Tetris as a platforming game, complete with falling blocks
and a bit of twitch timing. Add a little indie artistry and a lot of
levels, and you've got Kyubo. The blocks that make up the levels of the
game have a startling amount of variety, and while there's not a lot of
visual flair, it should be plenty of gaming content for fans of either
platformers or puzzle titles.
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You find yourself trapped in a dungeon room, you don't remember how
you got there or who tied you to that chain. Luckily that somebody
forgot (?) the key right there so you can set yourself free. Free? Will
you be able to find your way out of this odd place you've never seen
before? All you got is yourself and some old spirits with their magic
powers to help you out in the escape. Be ready to deal with mind
twisting puzzles, deadly traps and the truth about this place during
your getaway.
Kyubo
Fatty
Fatty is like Kirby, plus a cynical attitude towards obesity. Your
little girl character rides on Fatty, an amorphous blob whose only wish
is to eat more and more junk food. Bounce, fly, roll, and defecate
rainbows as you navigate through the levels, racking up Weight Watchers
points like mad and avoiding healthy food at all costs.
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Fatty is a simple little game about a stupid fat blob and his
bouncing misadventures! Guide Fatty as he eats, crushes and bounds his
way over countless hills and through countless obstacles. Be careful to
avoid nasty healthy food, poison clouds and diet pill-wielding gym
losers who want nothing more than to stop Fatty’s weight-gain. But Fatty
cannot be stopped.
Fatty
Tap Rocket
Someone's been listening to too much Pink Floyd. In this
monochromatic endless runner, your character flies across the dark side
of the moon. The unique part is the zero G aspect: the runner can only
gain forward momentum via his jetpack, collecting coins and avoiding
obstacles. It's a lot like Jetpack Joyride, with a bigger playing field
and more platforming elements.
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Run, jump and take flight in this unique zero-g runner! Avoid
falling into the abyss, and watch out for fuel-hungry UFOs, falling
asteroids and shaky ground. The farther you run, the faster it goes.
Collect power-ups to fly farther, and compete against your friends for
the high score.
Frantic and addictive action gameplay!
Simple one-touch control.
Collectible power-ups to fly farther and increase your score.
Unique silhouette graphics with jet-powered colors.
Catchy music and sound effects.
Leaderboards and achievements.
Tap Rocket
Gurk III Beta
It's Gurk, the ceaselessly devoted, self-styled 8-bit RPG! And it's
back. The beta version of the third entry in this dedicated retro series
is free on the Play Store, but is unlikely to stick around after the
final game is released.
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This is the beta for Gurk III, the third 8-bit RPG of the series.
THINK IT. CREATE IT. SOLVE IT. The award-winning, best-selling video
game is now available for select Android tablets. Help Maxwell acquire
the Starite by creating any object, bringing it to life and using it to
solve each challenge. Let your imagination run wild in this
groundbreaking puzzle game. Summon to life a ‘colossal, winged car’ or a
‘shy, frost-breathing, robotic hippopotamus’. If you can think it, you
can create it.
Scribblenauts Remix
Ninja Village Lite
Kairosoft usually releases free, time-restricted versions of its
popular isometric games a few months after the main release. Ninja
Village uses the company's standard city-building/RPG fighting combo,
this time set in Edo period Japan. The free demo lets you play for two
in-game years.
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Rewrite the history of feudal Japan with an army of the ultimate
guerrilla warriors: ninjas. The shogun has fallen from power, plunging
the land into chaos as feuding feudal lords scramble to take his place.
But the shogun has an ace up his sleeve: you. As the head of a leading
ninja clan, it's up to you to rally your followers and help unify Japan.
As their fearless leader, you'll need to train your fellow ninjas in
the ways of modern 16th-century warfare--including the use of those
newfangled matchlock guns.
Ninja Village Lite
Pocket Stables Lite
And here's the free version Kairosoft's stable simulator. It's got
the same village-building mechanic as most of their games, with the RPG
battles replaced with isometric horse races. Give the demo a try if you
want all the fun of equestrianism without the shovel.
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Manage your very own ranch while training your racehorses to win big
in exciting races. Build training facilities like dirt courses and pools
amidst the beautiful natural surroundings of your ranch. Increase your
ranch's fame and entice visitors to spend some dough at your ranch's
amenities, like ice cream stands and gift shops. Find horses with the
right combination of stamina and speed and intensity and train them to
race. Keep winning races to earn bigger and better prizes, as well as
the ability to compete in even bigger and more exciting races on an
international scale.
You play the role of Gracius, a gladiator battling for his life in
the arena. Your opponents are no ordinary evil, but are epic boss fights
whose tricky attacks will challenge even the most elite gamers. There
are no ‘fodder’ enemies – its all bosses -- the most fun part of games.
Beat them before they brutally beat you. Armed with your magical
warhammer and a trusty shield, you must exploit their weaknesses by
jumping, dodging, shield blocking, or counter-attacking with proper
timing, agility, and thinking.
Rage of the Gladiator
WTF Game(s) Of The Week
Stay Mayor
In a fine example of art following life, this endless runner is a
tongue-in-cheek account of Toronto mayor Rob Ford's scandalous crack
cocaine video saga. In case you don't keep up with Canadian politics,
the public figure was accused of smoking crack on video in May,
and Gawker (everyone's favorite bastion of journalistic integrity)
offered to buy the video for $200,000. In the game, you play as the
nameless Mayor running away from the media, trying to collect cash and
buy the video himself. The game's not that great, but the description
below is.
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Uh oh. Looks like the Mayor’s in a buttload of friggin’ trouble with
that alleged video of him smoking crack! And who knows if it even
exists, amiright? But juuust in case, why don’t you help him collect a
heap of cash to buy it before The Gawker does. Only your twinkle toes
can out-maneuver the Blood Thirsty Media to help him collect more than
they did in that damn “Crackstarter” campaign. $201,255 to be exact. And
hey, everyone needs a little boost now and then, so make sure you
collect power up buckets of deep-fried courage for more footballs to
throw at life’s problems... but make sure you avoid those pesky
crackpipes!
Good luck trying to Stay Mayor! Go git em! PS: Don’t smoke crack.
Heartbreakingly stunning 2D graphics
Fun and easy to play
Music by award winning composer Sam Allison
Made by the same team that brought you the Ikea Monkey Game!
Finally get a bit of control down at city hall using ONLY YOUR THUMB!
Helps numb the pain
Fun and easy to play again
Almost as funny as Toronto news stories
No where near as funny as commenters on Toronto news stories
Who are we kidding, this isn’t funny. The city’s management is
in shambles and Toronto is a hyper polarized electorate with no hope for
change in the next 18 months.